MYTHS ARE FUCKING GREAT

MYTHS EXPLAINED IN LANGUAGE BOTH SIMPLE AND PROFANE

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SMELLY FOOT DEMON

IN JAPAN, IT’S IMPORTANT TO HAVE A HOUSE WITH REALLY FUCKING STRONG WALLS AND ROOF. IS THIS BECAUSE OF EARTHQUAKES? FUCK NO. IT’S BECAUSE OF THE FOOT DEMON.

THE ASHIARAI YASHIKI IS A DEMON THAT IS LITERALLY A GIANT SMELLY FOOT. IT’S FUCKING INSANE, AND LIVES ONLY TO BE FUCKING TERRIFYING. IF YOUR ROOF IS TOO WEAK, THE ANGRY FOOT DEMON WILL SMASH THROUGH IT AND SIT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM STINKING THE PLACE OUT AND DEMANDING THAT YOU WASH IT. IF YOU DON’T WASH THE FOOT THEN IT’LL JUST HANG OUT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM SMELLING OF FOOT AND EATING ALL YOUR SNACKS. DEMONS ARE FUCKING WEIRD.

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